⚠️ Figure shown is per person and excludes petrol, dinners, lunches and impulse whiskey. This is NOT the NC500.
Not the NC500
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The damage, itemised.

Like a Skyscanner fare summary, but for a road trip and with considerably more denial. Per person, breakfast included.

Return ferryStena Line · Cairnryan ⇆ Belfast · both crossings
£400
Mount JulietWed 3 Jun · B&B · Co. Kilkenny
£203
Park Hotel KenmareThu 4 Jun · B&B · Co. Kerry
£533
Dromoland CastleFri 5 Jun · B&B · Co. Clare · + €25/night heritage
£700
Lough Eske CastleSat 6 Jun · B&B · Co. Donegal
£383
Total per person
£2,219

Not included: petrol (it's ~1,100 miles of it), dinners and lunches, the Shannon ferry, attraction entries, and whatever happens in Crowley's. Marine Troon on Tuesday is a personal pre-trip cost and sits outside the shared total. The Dromoland heritage fee (€25/night) is on top.